I know an old lady She swallowed a fly But I don't know why She swallow the fly I guess she'll die

I know an old lady Who swallow a spider It wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her She swallowed a spider To catch the fly But I don't know why She swallowed the fly I guess she'll die

I know an old lady Who swallowed a bird Isn't that ubsurd To swallow a bird? She swallowed the bird To catch the spider Who wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her She swallowed the spider To catch the fly But I don't know why She swallowed a fly I guess she'll die

I know an old lady Who swallowed a cat Just imagine that She swallowed a cat She swallowed the cat To catch the bird She swallowed the bird To catch the spider Who wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her And she swallowed the spider To catch the fly But I don't know why She swallowed the fly I guess she'll die!

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog Ooh, what a hog She swallowed the dog She swallowed the dog To catch the the cat She swallowed the cat To catch the bird And she swallowed the bird To catch the spider Who wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her And she swallowed the spider To catch the fly But I don't know why She swallowed the fly I guess she'll die

I know an old lady Who swallowed a goat She just opened her throat And swallowed a goat She swallowed the goat To catch the dog She swallowed the dog To catch the cat She swallowed the cat To catch the bird And she swallowed the bird To catch the spider Who wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her And she swallowed the spider To catch the fly But I don't know why She swallowed the fly I guess she'll die

And I knew an old lady Who swallowed a minister Is'nt that sinister? To swallow a minister She swallowed a minister To catch the goat And she swallowed a goat To catch the dog And she swallowed a dog To catch the cat She swallowed the cat To catch the bird And she swallowed the bird To catch the spider That wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her And she swallowed th spider To catch the fly But I don't know why She swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die

I know an old lady Who swallowed a rhinosaurus Isn't that preposterous! To swallow a rhinosaurus She swallowed a rhinosaurus To catch the minister She swallowed the minister To catch the goat She swallowed the goat To catch the dog She swallowed the dog To catch the cat She swallowed the cat To catch the bird And she swallowed a bird To catch the spider That wiggled and jiggled And tickled inside her And she swallowed the spider To catch the fly But I don't know why She swallowed the fly I guess she'll die!

I know an old lady Who swallowed a horse... she choked!