Perny wishes she was a real guinea pig. [https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/uxhoWW2XtcIpGtE_WBH_bO-D3GiBoSEnMyE3QcHUR6zTZ7kq9Jvut-kyj1xlRF8wusxMKStgLUOakCaS2JWRj0f8naQt-zRjlmThS9k85KjoBRyf6GGpnuqANxQQ3e5QYAO82WIb6dvBorDryd7q2pkupMH9WYKAdn30Knpjc8JE2sUQHnUmJ2Lf4CZPtbpw7tD071VwvCwu7oBk4nBH-LOcBkdeKM6KStpNcYRWG19E6GMyz6QO9MszsjHIw06OjTg1hKovKZopkkKO_5KlKTKvC1dYkWqTaDpcWLC6nqHbx7GOg8ldF-N6H--gr9z8oNHIBUM4d1S7Ly3Ypd4ODnETVERbPZKjW11M-DrkWzCIU4GeBujXiMtVyeAwFBqCRt_PayEyddId1Y0QGVHl7meatYNnK3p8zliRSpMTeh7iqJUXNSW019VsJqbj-VDPS55OyBXk-9io-qvMKR-523IkjymKO4ESyKpprtwYrjKN7Zrt8i4wFVitey_n-gbmPekWho6Oo9QA_vQhkB2j8qbEM8MIPxl1fzljnNivdWYofNRvEQzzJvlSYeGFDOOo0LED_bHEDnGEx59zZ9Nd0MbOUmrgqky8W5iUsc1KdRAmA-ITZLC341OwCJ7XQseWhu8Ll4PwgVoqDXaZ0YLc__UdoN3n7_ISeaiTjVBzEmn40EzrGR5OcoK5NdQzSMiIP0nANQ7ZzpAEACNJIvT-3GE=w876-h657-no?authuser=0 source]

I wish I was a guinea pig Cos then I wouldn't give a fig

I'd run around and fart and squeak and shit on laps or have a leak.

I'd eat my oats and screw my dad and act like I am going mad

everyone would say I'm cute tho I only wear my birthday suit

A guineas life is great you see Bye for now I need a pee!